Wild Card Wednesday - THE COMMANDMENTS OF INA

I was browsing the good ole interweb this morning trying to find an answer to something, and of course found myself miles and megabytes away from where I was supposed to be. (!)

But I found this and it made me laugh a lot... Originally it was (obviously) the 10 Commandments of Ina Garten, but there were a few other really funny ones, which I have included too.

(And Ina, if you're reading - I love your show!)

I. Thou shalt only cook with “GOOD PRODUCTS” – good olive oil, good dijon mustard, and good vanilla.

II. Thou shalt always reference “CLASSIC FRENCH TECHNIQUE” whilst folding egg whites or cooking duck.

III. Thou shalt always take photos of your prepared meals, for eventual placement on “THY WEBSITE.”

IV. Thou shalt always refer to Saffron as the “STAMENS OF THE CROCUSES.”

V. Thou shalt honor thy spouse by cooking them chicken every Friday night.

VI. Always remember to ask thyself, “HOW BAD CAN THAT BE?!”

VII. Thou shalt always drive a Mercedes, regardless of income level.

VIII. Thou shalt always speak fondly of The Hamptons, even if thou was carjacked at gunpoint there last summer.

IX. Thou shalt always gently remind others that “THIS IS HOW IT WAS DONE AT BAREFOOT CONTESSA.”

X. Thou shalt keep a minimum of twenty gay male friends at all times.

- Thou Shalt Have Dinner Parties at least Four Times per Week

- Thou Shalt Send Thy Friends Out Driving All Over The Hamptons to do Thy Errands

- Thou Shalt Constantly Remind Thy Viewers "How Easy Was That?"

- Thou Shalt Never Eyeball Salt or Pepper - instead thou shalt measure out every grain.

- Thou Shalt use two kinds of mustard - the smooth for the flavor, and the whole grain "because it looks like mustard".